Chemistry - My Big Booty Friend
Lyrics
I gave my old lady the finger,
For Bitchin at me all
of the today
But I couldn’t stay too offended
Cause she has a big juicy
Bootay.
So I told her that I would forgive her
If she promised not to do
it again,
I guess that all goes to show ya,
Of the power of
my big booty friend!
My big booty friend…
I’ll love her till the
end…
…My big booty friend.
I found myself loosing my
temper,
When, she accidentally burned my house down.
But I couldn’t stay
too offended,
Every time I see my baby bend down.
So I told her that I
would forgive her
If she promised not to do it again,
I guess that all
goes to show ya,
Of the power of
my big booty friend!
My big booty friend…
I’ll love her till the
end…
…My big booty friend.
It seemed that I had taken all that I could
take
When, she blew up a $10,000.00 motor.
But I couldn’t make it all the
way out the door,
When I caught a glance her bending over…
So I told her
that I would forgive her
If she promised not to do it again,
I guess that
all goes to show ya,
Of the power of
my big booty friend!
My big booty friend…
I’ll love her till the
end…
…My big booty friend.
(Instrumental)
I said “Son, don’t act
retarded!”
When he came home looking full of despair.
He actually came
home in a really good mood,
Till he caught me bending mama, over the chair!
(I said) Son, I told ya mom I’d forgive her
If she promised not to do it
again,
I guess that all goes to show ya,
Of the power of
my big booty friend!
(She’s) My big booty friend…
I’ll love her in the
end…
…My big booty friend