Chemistry - My Big Booty Friend

Lyrics

I gave my old lady the finger,
For Bitchin at me all of the today
But I couldn’t stay too offended
Cause she has a big juicy Bootay.
So I told her that I would forgive her
If she promised not to do it again,
I guess that all goes to show ya,
Of the power of my big booty friend!

My big booty friend…
I’ll love her till the end…
…My big booty friend.
 
I found myself loosing my temper,
When, she accidentally burned my house down.
But I couldn’t stay too offended,
Every time I see my baby bend down.
So I told her that I would forgive her
If she promised not to do it again,
I guess that all goes to show ya,
Of the power of my big booty friend!

My big booty friend…
I’ll love her till the end…
…My big booty friend.

It seemed that I had taken all that I could take
When, she blew up a $10,000.00 motor.
But I couldn’t make it all the way out the door,
When I caught a glance her bending over…
So I told her that I would forgive her
If she promised not to do it again,
I guess that all goes to show ya,
Of the power of my big booty friend!

My big booty friend…
I’ll love her till the end…
…My big booty friend.
(Instrumental)
I said “Son, don’t act retarded!”
When he came home looking full of despair.
He actually came home in a really good mood,
Till he caught me bending mama, over the chair!
(I said) Son, I told ya mom I’d forgive her
If she promised not to do it again,
I guess that all goes to show ya,
Of the power of my big booty friend!

(She’s) My big booty friend…
I’ll love her in the end…
…My big booty friend